Behold the Evolution of Masculinity
Behold the evolution of masculinity.
Ah, yes — the construction worker, dressed in full denim. His chest is 100% hairy, fueled by cigarettes and beer.
Then, the leather rebel — his hair looks like he just rolled out of bed, though it took two full cans of hairspray to achieve that. He always wears sunglasses, even at night.
Next, the testosterone dude — cargo pants and a white tank top, always letting his biceps do the talking. His tribal tattoo: a symbol of pain… mostly emotional.
And today? Oh no — the marathon dude. Sixty kilos of non-existent muscle mass, wearing €250 shoes and nipple tape. Fueled by electrolyte gels, constantly talking about his average pace, and uploading every run to his Strava.
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